Cheeky Quotes

Friday, 21 September 2012

Thing a doctor shouldn't say in his career

1. After circumcision operation :- Congratulations you have now been castrated ,oh wait shit!.
2. During operation to nurse :- Nurse its your birthday today so you will cut the patient 
3. Sir we have to open you again my Rolex is in you.
4. Before operation to patient :- I don't think I can do this man!Its too much pressure.
5. I did change the syringe right ? right ???
6. Your blood test show that you have cancer. Oh no wait that was someone else report , you have Aids .
7.Roses are red, Violets are blue, the hooker you just fucked gave you gonorrhoea too .
                                       
                                    
Pic related , this is the x-ray of a woman in Sydney  named Pat Skinner who after 18 months of the operation found out that the doctor had left a pair of scissor inside her

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